December 2012
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Dec 1st
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May 2012
18 posts
Jay: Hey, I just met you
Jay: and this is crazy
Jay: but there's this tall guy
Jay:
Jay:
Jay:
Jay:
Jay: Hey I just met you..
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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March 2012
16 posts
Mar 4th
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That moment when you try to catch all the perfume... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:  
Mar 4th
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Mar 4th
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Mar 4th
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Mar 4th
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Mar 4th
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Mar 4th
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Mar 4th
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Mar 4th
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Mar 3rd
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Mar 3rd
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Mar 3rd
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Mar 3rd
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Mar 3rd
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Mar 3rd
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Mar 3rd
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February 2012
101 posts
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
Feb 29th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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